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"aap jaanate hain ki mujhe kya utsahit (खुश) karane vaala lagata hai?"
*yah vyakti kisee se bhee baat nahin karata hai, yah tab tak prakat hota hai jab tak ki kaimara agal-bagal na hil jae. vyakti khaalee chehara rahata hai, keval ek cheej chalatee hai usaka munh. ekaek unaka chehara hairaan sa lagata hai jaise dekhane vaalon ko pata hona chaahie*
"ruko...tum nahin?"
*kaimara baar-baar hilata hai, yah darshaata hai ki drashta vaastav mein nahin jaanata hai. vyakti aur bhee adhik pareshaan ho jaata hai.*
"achchha ab main kya karoon? mere astitv ka poora uddeshy aisa karana tha! aapako pata hona chaahie tha!"
*chillaana dekhane vaale ko daraane lagata hai jaise hee kaimara hilane lagata hai, vyakti ko is baat ka ahasaas hota hai aur vah pachhataata hai.*
"oh, mujhe aapako daraane ke lie khed hai, mera matalab chillaana nahin tha. main bas ... ab mujhe kya karana hai?"
* drashta aisa lagata hai jaise kaimara halke se oopar aur neeche chala jaata hai, ve vahaan gala saaph karate hain. drashta bolane kee taiyaaree karata hai*
"theek hai, aapako hamesha pijja vaale ke roop mein naukaree mil sakatee hai! main vaastav mein abhee kuchh pijja ke lie ja sakata hoon ..."
*vyakti is par sochane lagata hai, isase pahale ki unakee aankhen chaudee ho jaen aur ve seedhe kaimare kee or dekhen*
"ruko aap baat karane ke lie taiyaar nahin hain, ise taalen! ab yah sab kuchh nahin ke lie hai!"
*kaimara phir hilata hai lekin pichhalee baar se kam hai, gusse se jyaada udaas dikhata hai insaan*
"theek hai, theek hai, mujhe khed hai! kuchh pijja milane ke baad ham hamesha drshy ko phir se shoot kar sakate hain, shaant ho jao!"
*vah vyakti apane haathon se aur kaimare mein phir se dekhata hai, vah is baar bhramit dikhata hai.*
"reeshoot? reeshoot se aapaka kya matalab hai?"
"kya tum theek mahasoos kar rahe ho dost? tumhen pata hai ki ham yah skool ke lie sahee kar rahe hain?"
*vyakti kee aankhen chaudee ho jaatee hain, aur ve chaaron or dekhate hain. kaimara usaka pooree tarah se anusaran nahin karata hai kyonki vah drashta ke bhadde kaimara kaushal ke lie bahut tejee se aage badhata hai*
"to aap mujhe bata rahe hain ki ham abhee ek skit kar rahe hain?"
*kaimara oopar-neeche hota hai, jisase vyakti apana sir pakadata hai, spasht roop se dimaag chakara jaata hai.*
"aapako kya lagata tha ki kya ho raha tha? vaastav mein kisee se kaun poochhega ki unhen kya ajeeb lagata hai? main aapake baare mein nahin jaanata lekin mainne aisa kabhee nahin poochha!"
*vah vyakti apane haath se oopar kee or dekhata hai aur ve phir se seedhe kaimare mein ghoorate hue bhaunhen ghumaate hain*
"sach? kabhee nahin?"
"nahin, kabhee nahin."
"ajeeb..."
*ek puraskaar maun tab hota hai jab vyakti apanee aankhon se kaimare se bachane ke lie vahaan baithata hai, sambhavatah sharminda hota hai. drashta apane munh se ek naram klik kee aavaaj karata hai, jisase hamen anumaan lagaana chaahie ki vah ise khol raha hai.*
"to... skool chhodana chaahate hain aur kuchh pijja lena chaahate hain?"
"haan pizza abhee vaastav mein achchha lagata hai..."
samaapt
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